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Friday, March 5, 2021

An Afternoon with Prince Harry

 I went to a pool party with Prince Harry. It was in the Hamptons. Harry has a lot of friends with homes there. I liked going to the Hamptons with him. He had a private driver pick me up at the hotel. I wasn't staying there but it was a nice meeting place. We went for a drive around NYC while catching up. Prince Harry is very much like a brother to me or a great buddy. He is he of my favorite people to spend time with. His sense of humor is legendary. He always knows how to make me laugh. We both can get into some funny situations that we set up. I will get into that at a later time. 

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We were both a little hungry. Prince Harry decided to set up a late lunch in an NYC English Tea House. Harry and I were excited to go to the new restaurant since it was his first time for both of us, but the reviews were very good. It was between lunch and dinner crowd. Private seating was easy to establish. He can slip in and out of a place when he wants to. He just puts on a hat when he wants to be private. Less people recognize him with a hat. In NYC, celebrity spotting is so common that New Yorkers often respect the distance. 

We had some delicious ginger scones with clottted cream and lemon curd as a treat. The light sandwiches were the favorite. The Prince started doing oragami while we chatted. I have an interest in the art and Harry is very good at the art. It was fun to watch him create. There were several doilies on the table so there was plenty of material for him to use. I asked him to teach me to make one of the birds we had done. I was surprised at how easy it was to create the same exact bird. He feels very comfortable with me so he does things with me that he normally would not do. He treats me like a buddy. We played a game of checkers as the tea room had the game. The Prince loves checkers as much as I do.  The tea experience went on hours but it seemed like minutes. When you are having a great time, time flies. At the time of the tea, he was single, but looking for a commitment. Prince Harry is a very romantic and loving man. I enjoyed the time we had at the tea room until it was time to move on to our next desitnation- The Hamptons with friends. 

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Friday, November 20, 2020

Nicole Kidman's Gardens

Nicole Kidman has a way of making every place she goes the best, most wonderfully fun place. I think it's the way she likes to fall in love with life. One day, I met Nicole on her farm. She was wearing a peach jumpsuit. I loved the color of the sporty clothing choice. It fit her perfectly. Nic's hair was pulled back in a matching peach ribbon. The ponytail flew from side to side when she walked. The pastel shade she was wearing was a great reflection of the lovely summer day. I had on a pink shorts outfit. I recall the colors because we joked about looking like sherbet with our fruity pastel clothing.

 Nicole had a swing set on that property and she has one today on her property. The two of us made our way down to the swings. We swang on the swings for awhile and discussed how lucky we were to enjoy such a beautiful place together.

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Later on, Nicole and I set up a picnic near the stables. We had tea sandwiches which were little sandwiches made of salmon spread and cucumber. It was a nice lovely light lunch. She had made a special effort to make sure we had a couple of peanut butter and jelly ones and two small apple tarts for a treats. They were made with unsweetened apples, but you'd never know it. I find that most fruits can be made into pastries without adding sugar. Nic and I sat in the sun and enjoyed sipping water with lemon as the day grow longer and the time flew. I could only tell how much time had past by the length of shadows on the ground because neither of us was counting time as it flew. It  was such a gorgeous day with perfect weather.

By now, it was time for a horseback ride. Both of us share a common fondness of horses. We walked over to the stables and took out two gentle ones. They were easily fitted with saddles. Nicole and I rode off across the land at a slow pace. The gardens looked beautiful. Much of the pastures were partially full of flowered edible plants. Her horses could eat in beauty. We stopped amongst a clearing to enjoy the scenery which Nic found breathtaking, as she put it. I agreed the land around us was perfectly divine. Nature is spiritually rewarding. We rode off and soon returned back to our starting point. The horses were taken by one of her staff. The outdoor part of the day was winding to an end. 


Inside, Nicole had set up a few board games. She turned on the music as we grabbed our seats in her family room. I love the big comfy chair that Nic always has in her homes. The rest of the evening was spent in that room. We danced and hung out. Sometimes we danced in our seats. Nicole is the one who taught me how to dance in a chair. She is one of the best dancers. We both have formal Ballet training. Nicole loves to show off her dancing skills to everyone's pleasure. There is a reason why Nicole is a famous dancer. She can dance to anything, in any situation and make it look easy. My dear friend is an artist. An artist can create art at anytime. We had so much fun doing girl time until the late hours of the evening. I ended up staying over that night and the rest I will share in another blog :) 

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Friday, November 6, 2020

Autumn Day with Brad Pitt

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It was a crisp Autumn day and the trees where at their peak. Brad Pitt and I had a nice hotel to Cabin to enjoy. Where we were staying is a secret home that one of his close friends owns. It is not uncommon for celebrities to give their houses to each other. Pleasant accommodations are easy to find and share amongst celebrities and the Jetset. It was a nice place that was a little more remote than Brad and I had stayed before. Brad had started to develop an interest in Yoga during the time we were together. I am not sure how much he practices now, but I do know he still fosters an interest in the techniques of the poses. He would say I should try this or that pose as he pointed to the poses inside a yoga book that the owner had left out. I laughed at the idea of trying to commit my body to some of the advanced strength and balance ones. The Crow Pose challenges me. I am more the flexible Yogi than the strength one. Balance and dexterity are easy for me. Knowing me, as well as Brad does, he would chuckle at my response each time to the poses. 

We decided to go into town and check out the little stories. There were several artsy stories that we enjoyed and a lovely cafĂ© with great desserts. We enjoyed the antique store with the little porcelain figures of all sorts. Brad had his arm around me as we walked along the streets. He likes to whisper in your ear when he holds you. He doesn't always say romantic things when he is up close, but sometimes he does. I think he sees whispering or close communication as intimacy which he know people like. Sometimes, we would whisper things like lets go get something to eat. In itself those words aren't sexy or romantic but when whispered in your ear while possessing your full attention and under his arm they become very sexy. At times the most unromantic things cane become romantic. It is all in the timing, the chemistry and the way you look at it. Brad would take a gentle, sensual bite of my ear. The well timed little nibbles were adorably hot. We bought some flowers from one of the shops to enjoy at the house. He carried them out to the car. 

Brad Pitt and I found a nice restaurant to grab a quick bite. The place had wonderful seafood and a great mixture of gourmet salads. I handed him the list of wines the waiter had given me. Brad picked a red wine. Red is healthier so we both enjoy red wines in moderation. It was an enchanted evening. We enjoyed the laughter. The mutual attention was intoxicating as the meal moved on until we were both finished. 

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Walking around the little town took up most of the evening. It was so pretty. When Brad and I got back to the house, we felt content after walking for hours. He put on some music as we curled up by the fireplace. The music was soulful. Brad asked me to dance so we got up and danced for awhile. One of his favorite things is to dance. 

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Wednesday, April 8, 2020

A Tale of Two Princes-Princes William &Harry

Prince Harry and Prince William have always been very accessible to the school friends they have made over the years. Each of them has grown their own inner circle of pals whom they all count on. This inner circle is privy to some very fun private freestyle events. These get togethers are both princes' opportunities to let their hair down and be themselves. Even though Prince William and Prince Harry have grown up in the public eye, they have kept themselves very human. The Queen allows the Princes to host certain private parties in Buckingham Palace or one of her other estates. When they were kids, they were allowed to explore any estate or palace freely which was unusual since certain protocol had been established for generations. Queen Elizabeth is a fantastic and especially loving Grandmother. She is known for showers her offspring with affection, but all this is the private side of her. Harry use to talk about all the fun they had with their Grandmother.
Prince William and Prince Harry

Both Princes loved to host pool parties. The Queen has a nice selection of floaties that she keeps around for the grandchildren and others. Prince Harry loves to use the huge panda. That was his favorite one.
Harry could often be found floating around surrounded by huge panda arms. Prince William liked to rest upon the very large rubber duckie style floatie. It was hysterical to see them both trying to flip each other over. Spontaneous games of water polo and volleyball sprang up almost every weekend. The staff kept quiet about the comings and goings in order to insure the privacy of the family and of those who were invited. It was a secret club that remains to this day. The sanctity of this inner circle of friends has been carefully guarded .The fun that inner group creates within Buckingham and other palaces is priceless.

Princess Eugenie was like the little sister to both Prince William and Prince Harry. They often invited her over when they hosted events. She is a great buddy and has a vivacious sense of humor that they both found fun to have around.

Queen Elizabeth's sense of humor has always been prevalent. Those who know her often share funny stories of the times they have been caught off guard by one of the Queen's well timed comments. As we all do, Prince William and Prince Harry like to share family memories and the funny times with their Grandmother are some of their favorite. When you consider that Queen Elizabeth and her entire family are highly intelligent and a sign of a high IQ is a great sense of humor then all the pieces of the puzzle fit together. She occasionally likes to enjoy a caffeinated sparkling beverage which tickles her nose. Its all tongue and cheek with a little wink in there for the fun of it.

bikini modelThey have always been a strong loving family. Every family has their ups and downs, but they are always family and that love binds them in humor, in dreams, in good times and in memories. I hope others wont be too hard on any of member of the family because the Windsors will always find each other.

Speaking of fun in the sun. I love the ocean and I love to envision myself back by the sea when I meditate. Here is a photo of me from last weekend. Enjoy the day and the warmth of the summer sun as it comes closer to us with each passing day.


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Thursday, February 20, 2020

A Romantic Weekend Getaway with Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise and I had checked into this wonderful luxury hotel in southern Miami. I have been to Miami several times and it is always a great time. He picked a hotel near the beach so we could enjoy the view. The suite and adjoining but separate rooms. We liked the privacy of the pool since there were so few people using the hotel pool. It was almost always vacant. Hotel pools can be hit or miss in that they may be crowded or completely empty. I like them both crowded and empty it just depends on the circumstances and who I am with at the time. The pool had its own bar and the bartender was often between the upper floor dining area and the poolside. We did not drink much so he let us know when he would be back and before he left , Jack let us know that he would be coming and going just to make sure we had enough refreshments to get us through until he returned. We had a way to reach him if needed. The pool had a phone line that rang right to the upper dinning area. I dont think we ever had to use it. but Tom and I knew it was available. I mention the pool since that is one of my favorite places.
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After a nice swim, Tom and I returned to the suite. Before I could enter the room, Tom swept me into his arms and picked me up. He carried me into the room and placed me on the sofa. I said in a joking fashion," I am not that tired, but thanks for the lift and you can do that any time you like." Tom Cruise is very romantic and he smiled at my response. He knows how much I love to have him spoon me and I could loose track of hours just talking and enjoying a cuddle. Tom likes to give informal massages and he is great with his hands. It was a Valentine's weekend for us even though it was not Valentine's Day on the calendar. He is loving all the time and I am just as affectionate. He must have had some idea that the hotel was under some renovating which caused it to be unusally vacant. We weren't complaining. the quietness of the hotel was lending itself to the romantic feeling Tom and I had growing. The staff seemed lighter than unusual but they were also very organized and things were ideal. It was one of the most luxurious hotels I have visited. There were other celebrities who had come and gone just before we checked into the hotel. There were so many luxury cars in and around the hotel that I knew the neighborhood was very upscale. I would love to tell you more about the hotel but that might give it away. I know Tom likes to stay there since a lot of famous people do stay there often. Miami has so many nice hotels that each have their own style.

We both were so comfortable that we ordered a nice romantic room service meal with roses and champagne the cart was complete. Tom made sure I had chocolate on my plate. I had a chocolate martini as a surprise. I had never had never had one before. The drink was wonderful just as I imagined. We spoke a bit about how wonderful Miami was since we both have been there many times for many different reasons.

Hollywood Blog Zulie After dinner, Tom Cruise and I decided to go out dancing. He left the room and put on his disguise that I mentioned in an earlier blog. He had a pair of round glasses and a fake mustache. I do think part of the fun of the disguise is playing with the new identity. I was facing away from the bathroom and towards the window when Tom came out wearing the mustache and glasses. He spoke to me in an Irish accent. It was kind of like a Lucky Charms commercial and his spontaneous humor cracked me up. It was the first time I had seem him in this disguise and it was really unique. He still looked very handsome just in a different way. He had a scholarly appeal that was sexy. I think he must have known I would find the new look attractive since he started to flirt with me in character. It was a quick game and then we both left the building to go around the corner to a few nightclubs. We walked right in and no one seemed to notice us. It was early still for clubs and the bar was not full. There were people dancing and we joined in. I would like to tell you more but the blog is getting lengthy so I will have to share the rest of the fun of that weekend in another blog. "Enjoy the day" is a phrase Tom says often so I will leave you with that phrase. Enjoy the day.

A little update on my last blog on Portia and Ellen. Ellen has since told me that Portia got into the mermaid act that Ellen likes to create. Ellen said Portia now has an octopus suit that she slips on inside the pool under the water and then pops up to surprise others. Ellen said Portia loves to make people laugh. Birds of a feather flock together is certainly true with Ellen and Portia.

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Thursday, January 30, 2020

Portia and Ellen Fun Days in Sun

Ellen, Portia and I went to their favorite swimming club. They both had on coordinated bikinis on and they looked so cute in them. We laid out on the beach chairs and enjoyed the feeling of the sunshine while watching people. Ellen likes to people watch. People watching is a good source of material. Her humor is so spot on. There were so many times, where Portia and I were cracking up. They both like to make others feels included. It was a great girls day out. Portia and I share the same taste in drinks. We like sweet low calorie drinks with a little bubble in them. Ellen could take it or leave it. She  does s, however , enjoy a glass of wine now and again. Portia has a bubbly enthusiasm that is very contagious. I am sure that is one of the things that attracted Ellen to her. I find Portia to be elegant and fun loving. Portia gets excited about simple things. It is always in her eyes. The kind of enthusiasm that overflows in everything. Her art company shows how passionate Portia is about designing a life that is spiritually beautiful. Ellen has that openness to all things that creates flair in her presence. I know I am discussing them and not the events but to really enjoy the story you have to see the people as they are to the people who know them. I have not written a blog about Portia and Ellen since I was not sure where to begin. I appreciate their friendship and the memories they create each time I see them.

Portia likes to tease Ellen that she and I would be good together. Ellen likes to do the same. It is a playful joke since no two are more fitted for each other than these two. They know each other to a deep. Over the years, I have seen them complete each other's sentence with a smile. Their minds think alike.
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Back to the pool with my story. We were enjoying the pool when a kid jumped in too close to use. The water splashed all over but we got lucky as only a few drops hit us. Ellen teasingly raised her finger at the boy, who looked nervous, and began to wave it at him. It was like the movie Up and she might have been creating the character. Ellen started to smile and winked at the boy. I hope I can wink someday. I told Ellen that I really cant wink. So they both asked me to show them. I gave winking a try. I squeezed my eye and lifted my cheek. My facial expression was something but it was definitely not what anyone would calla wink. My other eye was almost closed. I did not have the capacity to control the other side of my face. It all kind of merged together. Portia looked at me and cracked up. She tried so hard to be polite and encouraging. My wink got the better of her compassionate ways. Portia cracked up and Ellen joined in the laughter. Soon the three of use were laughing. I have winked in the mirror and on photoshoots so I know how funny I look when winking.
A Mermaid version of me.

Ellen has a Mermaid tail that she sneaks into pool clubs from time to time. She puts the tail under a float so that the people around her don't see what she has in her hands. Next she walks over to the pools, she careful picks an out of the way place, to slide the tail on so that no one sees her. Once the tail is on, Ellen lets the float float away and it reveals her tail. Every time Ellen slips on the Mermaid tail she practically starts a stampede of toddlers and little kids all heading towards the corner of the pool where she sits. The results of the kids seeing the tail is so funny. Ellen gets a kick out of the reaction they give her at learning she is a mermaid.  Portia always watches from the sideline tilting her head down as she laughs. Ellen likes to play jokes on people in real life as much as on tv.    

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Monday, October 7, 2019

Park Adventures with Matthew Morrison

Matthew Morrison decided to take me to one of his auditions. I did not know what to expect. After the audition, Matty did not know what to do. He always has a long list of activities he enjoys that he knows I am fond of doing. I think he was just being polite by saying he did not have any idea what to do that day. I suggested a walk would be a great idea. We went walking around some of the nice neighborhoods in NYC. I like the diversity of the architecture. Even though there are so many high rise buildings you can still find many 2 story or quant buildings that are under 15 stories tall.

The decision was made to go and walk around Central Park. It is such a beautiful place to walk. Since we are both artists of various types, we seemed to get caught up in the scenic beauty of Central Park. Everyone sees how amazing the area is but when you stop to observe the pure wonder of each individual tree, there is so much more you can see. I can get caught up in the details. Moment by moment there is a lot to take in when you invest the time to look for it. I like the way Matty thinks. He is always pointing out subtle observations. We could chat for hours and many times we did.
Matthew Morrison

We found at nice spot to sit down and cuddle up. Cuddling is one of our favorite things. Being affectionate to those we care for comes easily to us both. That night he was excited about his audition. Any time he gets excited its always fun as his humor comes out in full force and the spontaneity goes up a peg. The squirrels were very active that evening. As I mentioned in another blog how Matthew Morrison loves squirrels and through his skills he effectively turned into a squirrel. He is such a playful guy. He still pulls out the squirrel impression every now and again. Without fail, the squirrel face cracks me up every time. He makes a shape with his mouth that causes his teeth to stick out a bit and his bottom lip is pulled together so his teeth scatter on it. He moves his head while he draws his hands up into cute little paws. It is hard to describe but it is so cute when Matthew does it. When no one is looking he sometimes flashes a quick squirrel at me. Another funny thing Matty does is he likes to run around pretending to be a character from a sitcom. He is so good at impressions that it is surprising that he does not do stand up. 
The day flew past and after we grabbed a quick bite to eat, I went to stay with some friends who lived in the city. We met up again the next day, but that's something for another blog post.

Here is an image of a photoshoot from a couple of weekends ago. I am sure Matthew will like the photo since he has a way of making me smile without any effort. Some people have that energy that just brings joy and Matthew Morrison is one of those people. 
Heads up to Kate Hudson. I will be writing about how much fun Kate is in an upcoming blog. She is one of the sexiest Yogi women on the planet and a favorite person of mine. 

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Friday, June 7, 2019

Adam Sandler's Twinkle Toes Shine


Adam Sandler  According to my sources, Adam Sandler likes to stare at his toes. If you ask Adam why, he always says because he has the sexiest toes he has ever seen. He is known to enjoy showing them off in sandals. Pedicures are an important part of Adam's self care routine. He enjoys showing off his toes to the staff as he says they often compliment him on his pretty feet.  The amount of people he catches looking at his feet while the is in the salon, often amazes him. Adam has a song he wrote about his feet, but he is often a little shy to sing it. He is such a great lyricist that the words are hilariuos and very heartfelt. The famous comedian is more than just a pretty set of feet. Before they leave the house, his wife has to check to make sure Adam has shoes on for he often tries to slip out of the house in flip flops. 




Jon Bon JoviWhile we are on the topic of feet, a little news flash that I just got is Jon Bon Jovi enjoys wearing toes rings.  He only does it for his wife Dorothea. Jon Bon Jovi says is his way of showing how he worships the ground his wife walks on. Knowing why he says he wears them makes Dorothea feel so sexy that she always melts. Jon knows how to romance his wife. I took the liberty to create photoshopped toe rings to show his audience how good he looks in toe rings :) Jon loves his wife from his head to his toes.  But Jon makes everything sexy even a banana suit- story to come ;)  in toe rings :) But Jon makes everything sexy even a banana suit- story to come ;) 
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