Portia likes to tease Ellen that she and I would be good together. Ellen likes to do the same. It is a playful joke since no two are more fitted for each other than these two. They know each other to a deep. Over the years, I have seen them complete each other's sentence with a smile. Their minds think alike.
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Back to the pool with my story. We were enjoying the pool when a kid jumped in too close to use. The water splashed all over but we got lucky as only a few drops hit us. Ellen teasingly raised her finger at the boy, who looked nervous, and began to wave it at him. It was like the movie Up and she might have been creating the character. Ellen started to smile and winked at the boy. I hope I can wink someday. I told Ellen that I really cant wink. So they both asked me to show them. I gave winking a try. I squeezed my eye and lifted my cheek. My facial expression was something but it was definitely not what anyone would calla wink. My other eye was almost closed. I did not have the capacity to control the other side of my face. It all kind of merged together. Portia looked at me and cracked up. She tried so hard to be polite and encouraging. My wink got the better of her compassionate ways. Portia cracked up and Ellen joined in the laughter. Soon the three of use were laughing. I have winked in the mirror and on photoshoots so I know how funny I look when winking.
A Mermaid version of me. |
Ellen has a Mermaid tail that she sneaks into pool clubs from time to time. She puts the tail under a float so that the people around her don't see what she has in her hands. Next she walks over to the pools, she careful picks an out of the way place, to slide the tail on so that no one sees her. Once the tail is on, Ellen lets the float float away and it reveals her tail. Every time Ellen slips on the Mermaid tail she practically starts a stampede of toddlers and little kids all heading towards the corner of the pool where she sits. The results of the kids seeing the tail is so funny. Ellen gets a kick out of the reaction they give her at learning she is a mermaid. Portia always watches from the sideline tilting her head down as she laughs. Ellen likes to play jokes on people in real life as much as on tv.
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