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Monday, October 24, 2016

The Sexy Tropical Paradise I Shared With Tosh

Daniel Tosh suggested that we take a vacation together. It  was before Tosh became popular and we both were on a limited budget. Tosh and I coordinated our schedules and made arrangements to get away for a few days. I was excited about the idea of going away to a tropical destination with Tosh. Who wouldn't be? Unlike his persona Tosh is sensitive, soft hearted and very loving. Of course, he has that great smile that he likes to flash often. We both have an outrageous side to us, that is funny, and playful. We both had a lot of funny ideas that Tosh and I enjoyed acting on together. Daniel Tosh has a way of making life fun without really trying. Daniel Tosh's wild side is big part of his sex appeal. We both have that same wild side sex appeal and we of us knew it.

Daniel Tosh's web redemption came about as a result of one of our ideas. We decided that a tv show making fun of all the weird stuff we both shared and laughed about on youtube be really funny and popular. Daniel Tosh has one of the best quick witted sarcastic minds very similar to my own. I enjoyed going toe to toe with him as we both came up with funny comments to make about each youtube video. Playful video heckling kept us laughing. There was something about the way he could see humor in almost every video I brought up that I found very attractive in him. Tosh has a very sharp mind and he is a very intelligent man. Both of those qualities are sexy to me. My husband is similar to Tosh in several ways. Harvey surprises me often when he does something I did not see coming. For example my husband bought candy eyeballs from the movie Monster University. When we stopped at a traffic light, Harvey looked over at me. Harvey had the eyeball candy in his mouth and he was using his tongue to make it look back and forth. The candy looked just like an eye looking around. It was hilarious. Tosh and my husband, Harvey are both funny, sexy, sensitive and smart. It was Tosh that convinced me to start thinking about settling down. Each of the men I dated had something special in them and it was not their star quality it was their hearts. All of them were very giving in their own way. Tosh is the type of person that makes people fall in love with him by making them laugh more than they ever thought they could. David Spade has that same charisma. Sitting on the beach with Tosh while he made me crack up so hard I was in tears with laughter is still one of my most romantic memories.

I love the ocean. We drank Margaritas and laid on the beach. The smell of the ocean and the warmth of the sand was beautiful. We went for swims in the ocean. Daniel Tosh was not as interested in swimming in the ocean as I was. As a couple enjoyed spreading lotion on each other in a sexy way just like all couples do when they flirt on the beach. Daniel Tosh is very good with his hands. The beach we went to was not exclusive but it was very nice. The company made it even nicer. Tosh and I stayed in a hotel that gave us adjoining rooms. We were spending so much time on the beach. Daniel Tosh loves my belly dancing. After a few drinks, my fun side took over. I treated him to a belly dance routine like a genie out of a bottle he might have found on the beach. Tosh loved the dance and he made the connection. I told him later the story of how one of the DJ's would play the theme song from "I Dream of Jeanie"every time I worked.

Tosh's heart is always on his sleeve. Believe it or not he has a romantic side. There is an element of mystery to him that I like. He is playful, funny and flirty. He used to enjoy flaunting his little white butt at me by doing a little dance. Tosh would turn around stick his butt out, shake it and say" I got a cute little butt." Every time Tosh does that, it still cracks me up and it always gets my attention. Tosh's little booty dance is adorable. Even though we did not stay together very long, he is still one of the sexiest guys I have dated. Tosh's comedic journey was important to him so I did not see him as husband material. I liked him but I knew I was not going to be moving to LA. Daniel Tosh knew that was where he had to be. We both enjoyed it while it lasted. Daniel Tosh keeps in touch and he pops in from time to time leaving me a message or sending a something funny to make me laugh.

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Friday, October 7, 2016

Funny Times with Michael Buble

I met Michael Buble before he met his wife. We were set up by Harry Connick Jr. I will never forget how much fun we had when we spent time together. Michael's Canadian heritage matched well with my English heritage and background. Hugh Hefner also thought we would make an excellent pair. Hugh put a bug in my ear to go along with them and go out with Michael. Hugh has always had an excellent sense on how to be a good matchmaker. If Hugh set up his own official match making service there would be a lot of weddings instead Hugh just quietly works his magic and sets people up. Michael Buble was a hit in my book. The chemistry between us was perfect. I liked Michael Buble's smile. He knows how to work it. It helps that he is also a naturally happy go lucky person. Smiling for him is second nature.That's something we both have in common. I have had several people say I am like Champagne - fun and bubbly. Michael Buble makes me laugh with his carefree ways. He always has a joke to share. Michael can sing any song that pops into his head and make it sound amazing and he likes to make up songs. Hugh knows I like to do make up songs.The more outrageous the lyrics the more fun it is for me to create a new song. Michael and I like to collaborate on the wildest singalongs that anyone could imagine. The funny lyrics that each of us adds to the combined musical effort we create makes us both laugh while it encourages us to take the lyrics a step further. Long distance relationships were never my thing so we both let go of each other and moved forward. Micheal and I remain friends and we still like to tease each other.  I did a music video to one of his songs and he loves it as much as I loved making. My wardrobe choice always makes Michael Buble smile. In honor of our friendship, he knows I spared no expense in wardrobe. If you're curious,the video is on my youtube channel ZuliePerfect1.

Through the years I have watched Michael Buble change. It has been so much fun to watch as Michael became a husband and father. Michael and Luisana are so enthusiastic together that it makes me smile. He is still sexy and the fun he has with his wife makes him even sexier. I love that he found someone who brings out the best in him.


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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Matthew Morrison and I

How it all began. Matthew Morrison was a friend of Max Beauvoir. Max and I spent so much time together that Matthew's name came up. Max knew the two of us would get along because we both like improvisation and playful acting. In our daily lives, either one of us can randomly transform into another character or creature and use that character to have fun playing with the people in our lives. Pretending to be a monkey, a hippo, a foreigner, mythical creature or character and conversing with each other is fun for both of us. It sounds like something kids would to but it is really fun. Many actors, like Matthew Morrison and I, enjoy the same thing. Goofing off is fun for both of us and it is one of the things that brought us together. Matthew is loyal and very thoughtful. He is a wonderful romantic and he is also very sexy. He felt the same way about me. Max was right, we adored each other. The chemistry was strong from the moment he said,"Hello" to me and it hasn't changed. If anything it has grown stronger over the years. My little local airport knows that because Matthew Morrison has used it.
 The Morticia Adams in me,drives Matthew Morrison crazy. It is an aspect of my personality. Renee, Matthew Morrison's wife, knows it and she does the same thing.
His  wife is a close friend of mine and the three of us enjoy each other. Our personalities mesh well together. One of the reasons Matthew choice Renee was because of how much I liked her and we all got along so well together that Renee fit in perfectly. Renee is very loving, fun and freespirited like us. Renee shows an interest in the things we like such as going to see Swan Lake this summer. Swan Lake was the only formal ballet I danced in as a teenager. My husband is a person who Mathew likes. He is grateful for Harvey's friendship and likes the way Harvey and I play together. That means my husband has his approval.

Matthew Morrison always says to me"I am proud of you". He likes to say "Adoration of others is a gift you give yourself". He learned that lifestyle from me or so he says, but adoring others is the way Matthew Morrison has always been from the moment we met until today. I can't take all the credit because Matthew Morrison is a loving man who enjoys celebrating his emotions. He bounces through life in the same way I like to bounce, You can see the softness in his eyes. Matthew's eyes and his soft wavy hair are adorable.

The time Matthew and I spend together always goes quickly. His embrace feels wonderful to me. We love to dance together. It is a part of the bond between us.

We did not stay together because I was not sure I wanted to stay in the spotlight at the time. As I grew older I realized the spotlight has aways been a part of me and there was no reason to hide from it. We were together at one public event and we both worked really hard to keep it cool, but it was not easy.Playing a role made it easier. Neither of us wanted to distract the event from its purpose. It was a political rally.


Our song was and still is "Shadows in the Moonlight". Matthew Morrison picked it because it is a fun song and we both love to dance together. Matthew and I agreed the song is romantically playful just like we are.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Brad Pitt's Love Notes

I am hoping that by reminding people what Brad and Angie what they were like together when they were happy that people will stop wondering and looking for the bad stuff between them. I am hoping that reminding others of the fun they had together, will help to remind Brad and Angelina so the hurt feelings and anger can stop. I love both of them and they both are beautiful people in many ways. Brad and Angelina will still be beautiful people together or apart. Building up the anger that is between them through gossip or rubber necking is not going to help. Reminding Brad and Angelina or their staff of the fights will only help them to relive the pain and not heal. Loving them and accepting them will help.
Brad and Angelina might find something that they both might be missing.


Brad Pitt likes to say things to me sometimes in a very public way. The Chanel 5 ad is an example of how he enjoys using the media and the work he does to convey a very loving message to me with the support of Angelina Jolie. They both had read some things about me and the way I was being treated by a few unrelenting nasty people and my spirit was changing from the way I usually am. The fun loving demeanor and sunny disposition that they loved in me was being damaged. It was disappearing. Both Brad and Angie knew the people who were responsible for this nasty behavior would associate Brad's involvement with Chanel as a sign that there was a current relationship between the three of us. I had mentioned to them that I knew Brad and Angie. It was easy to make the connection between me and Chanel for everyone involved. Chanel 5 was the only fragrance I used. My usage of Chanel 5 was public knowledge in words and in images. In fact, on more than one occasion I had stated it was the only fragrance I wore. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to work together to send a powerful message of love and support for me. They both hoped the people involved in the hateful actions would get the message that they were aware of what was being done to me and after seeing Brad's message in the Chanel ad they would stop. Brad Pitt wrote the Chanel ad as a way of reminding me how he is always with me. I am in his thoughts almost as often as his wife Angelina Jolie. The two of us, Angie and I, are the ones he relies on keep his life joyful and loving. Brad's kids are always in his heart, they aren't his partners like we are. Don't worry, there is nothing wild going on between us, but there is definitely something wonderful that we all share. In October of 2012 the Chanel 5 ads ran. The group quieted down because they knew what I was saying about Brad and what Brad did matched in an uncanny way to them. It was like a lighting rod hit them and the group started to walk away from their attacks, but the damage they did was still creating problems for me in my community and the feeling of being stalked by them was still impacting me. Even though Brad took some flack for it , he very proud of the impact it had. Brad has a unique gift of understanding any situation and finding the best way to defuse it. He makes me a better person because he asks me so many questions in such a gentle way that I begin to see things as less offensive. I love that in him. I love how he does that.



Less than a year later, in June 2013, Brad felt I was not as confidant as I should be that everything around me was under his control now. He felt that people in my community had made the connection that Brad was always watching even when they were not aware of it. The legal system had failed me and the lawyers I spoke with made it clear that my accusations were not believable to them despite the over whelming evidence that I was telling the truth. It was simply a matter of not wanting to spend any money to follow up on the leads and prove their case. I grew frustrated. Brad spoke to Angelina and told her, he wanted to make sure his message of awareness and support for me was reinforced to me and to others around me. Brad was trying to convince me and others that he had not left me. By doing it in a public way, the links between us would be undeniable. Another lighting rod of awareness would be received. He hoped I would get a display of support from someone . Knowing I had vindication of my rights by the local police, he felt that I would settle down. Getting compensation for some of the damages still had not happened. In doing his yodeling skit with Jimmy Fallon, Brad hoped the skit would bring somebody forward just like the Chanel 5 ad had. This time, he felt the almost back to back messages would strengthen the support around me and bring about the correct solution to the situation. Yodeling is not something the general populous does in any country. I had also mentioned a link to NBC and the community was aware of that. Brad and Angelina Jolie came up with the idea to do a skit involving Yodeling. I had been linked in a humorous way with Yodeling .I had expressed a strong liking for Yodeling as an art form and all its glory. I said Yodeling was my favorite type of music and I even went so far as to post yodeling youtube videos on several sites Brad frequents. He use to frequent those same sites I did because he likes to keep in touch with me. Knowing what had gone on, Brad joined some of the sites I belonged to because he wanted to keep his hands in on things just to make sure I was safe and happy. The Jimmy Fallon yodeling skit was another reminder of Brad's public presence in my life that I needed at the time he performed it. Brad decided to create humor in support of me rather than having a photo op. Brad knew humor has a more powerful impact on people than an image does. In addition, I would look back on that video and laugh at it for years to come .Brad was right, I still laugh at the video and he was right about the effect it has on me. It is better than any image we could have taken at the time. Creating a memory out of what went on would not be a good thing but a skit would be a lasting smile that everyone would enjoy. The joy I get when I watch the video of Jimmy and Brad yodeling is more than you can imagine. I giggle at it every time and the message behind it is something I am proud of. Brad had spoken to Max Beauvoir before he began sending his public messages, and they both agreed that the way Brad had decided to convey his messages of love and support of me was something I would enjoy and look back upon with a smile in my heart for both of them. I am glad I have those videos. The art Brad created in them is enjoyable to many people. Knowing the Chanel ad and the Yodeling skit were creating in my honor makes me feel proud of both of them. A gift from the heart is always the best keepsake. Art is always from the heart. I did not get the compensation I wanted but my life went on and I am happy. Telling my happy stories now and sharing them in my blog has given me a lot of pride and joy. Reflecting on all the love these amazing people share with me on a daily basis has become a beautiful way of saying thank you. Thinking about them all, Brad , Angie, Tom Cruise, Peyton Manning, David Spade, Matthew Morrison and one or two others whom I have yet to write about, makes the joy inside of me grow. I feel lucky and thankful to God for all the love and memories we have shared over the years. I will keep writing and I hope people will keep enjoying my memories. Angelina Jolie has a song that she sings to remind us all of how good we are as a family and everyone I mentioned is a part of that family. I had never heard it before until Angie told me to send it to David Spade and Tom Cruise as her way of saying thank you and telling them we are all one big family. Here is the song she sings.

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Sunday, August 14, 2016

How Peyton Manning Became Close to Me

I met Peyton when he was in high school. He was the most handsome football player I had ever seen. I dated Peyton for a short period of time, but it was the most wonderful experience. Peyton Manning knows how to make someone feel loved without even saying a word. He is able to communicate emotions with a glance of his eyes. His soft hearted nature always comes through. He makes me light up. Whenever we get a chance to see each other, Peyton always reminds me how much I mean to him. Even though , he is in love with his wife, Peyton doesn't make me feel any less important to him. He knows that saying "I love you" is a good thing to say any time you feel it. Peyton Manning is full of love for so many that the words flow comfortably from him. At any moment he will say "I love you " to me and I know that his love for me is still strong. The love we share has had years to grow inside both of us.

He speaks the words so you know you're loved by him. He doesn't try anything when he says it, Peyton's honor is always important to him. They call him the Sheriff because Peyton's personal code of conduct is high and  his Christian faith is engrained in him. His faith is a beautiful part of my dear friend that I see reflected in his eyes and a constant in his actions. We both agree that giving Thanks to God is always important because we feel God has given us so many blessings. Our strong faith is another bond between us. Our faith in God  and in Jesus makes us able to communicate to each other in a spiritual way that is mutually comforting. Ashley Manning shares that faith with us and she loves us both.

Peyton Manning's' football career brought him into the spotlight of so many people and the good things that came from it are things he shares freely. Peyton's charity work would impress anyone. His selflessness is another reason why I love him so much. He gives to others without a thought. Improving someone's life is always in his mind. If he sees an opportunity to make the world better, he will always grab it and run with it.

I love Peyton's sense of humor. He is quick witted and he can make me laugh with just few words. Peyton cuts to the chase so a few words is all he needs to get across the humor of the situation. He cracks me up. Sometimes his sense of humor catches me off guard because it comes from out of no where and it is always spot on. I remember trying to get him to do football play calls to his Broncos
teammates using the Minions language from the movie. We both would talk about how those calls would impact not only his teammates but how it would more than likely throw the defensive team off guard. Watching an entire defensive squad on national tv loose their footing and bust out laughing or possibly glaze over like a deer in headlights made us both laugh. We played out other scenarios as to how making football calls in a Minion's voice would impact the players on both teams and the referees. Because we found it so amusing Peyton learned how to do it. He knows how to make football play calls as if he was a Minion. He got the voice and language down. It is the funniest thing. The Minions would be proud of how well Peyton can speak their language.  Peyton learned how to speak Minions because he knows I could watch the Minions movies several times in a row and never grow tired of them. He also knows my house is full of Minions. Peyton's Minion impression is
 as good but different than Portia De Rossi's Wookie. Portia has the sexiest Wookie impression in the galaxy and Peyton has the funniest Minion impression. Both impressions are amazingly unique because they are so realistic.



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Friday, August 12, 2016

How I Met David Spade



I met David Spade at a party outside of New York City. The people who were hosting it knew we had similar sex appeal. We both relied on our humor to track the opposite sex. That was something they thought would make us very happy as a couple like two peas in a pod as they say. Over the years we both decided that even though we aren't together our chemistry is intoxicating for both of us. In fact sometimes it's hard for us realize that we are starting to sound so similar that people think we are the same person. This confusion, makes us both smile because it means we are so close that people can't tell us apart. Adam Sandler gets involved by saying "You two should really be dating still because you're inseparable." David responds with " I am always open to the option, but I don't think her husband is and Harvey is one of the nicest guys I now. Alyssa Milano agrees with me. Harvey is a sweetie as she says." David says Alyssa has a crush on Harvey because he can make her lush by mentioning Harvey to her. Jimmy Fallon caught Alyssa doing it and David go the scoop later. I know if I ever decide to take David upon his offer, my husband won't be single for very long.

David Spade keeps in touch with me on a regular basis and we both look forward to each conversation. My husband is usually worked into the chatter as David relays messages through me to Harvey and vice versa. David's friendship keeps me laughing. His sexy voice reminds me of how good we were as a couple and still are as friends.

I never take pictures of myself with anyone because I am not trying to create a scrapbook. I am too busy enjoy the moment. Celebrities are a part of my life. I have never been interested in documenting who I was with and what we did when and where. Some people take photos of themselves with different celebrities in order to generate an income later. I am not interested in that. I am too busy having fun especially with someone as exciting as David Spade. They time with him is always more fun than you can imagine because something always amuses us.

David is one of the best kissers. He makes me tingle very time he kiss me and I will never forget that feeling.

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Monday, August 8, 2016

How I became Famous as David Spade's Girlfriend

David Spade was being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy asked David about the people who matter most in David's life. David mentioned me as Zulie and then David said but I know her as Evonne. David told Jimmy that we had dated for awhile and the relationship had left an impression on both of us. David continued by saying, "the love between us makes us both happy. It is a bond that we both grew stronger from. Knowing that at any time we can reach out to each other, has improved our lives. From when it began the two of use were always hopelessly romantic and obviously silly with each other. We still are. " I agree with David completely. He is an amazing person who often surprises me in a wonderful way,Even though I am happily married, David Spade is accepted by my husband as a part of his family.

Whenever somebody brings my name up to David, he smiles and sometimes they can get him to blush depending upon what they say. Whenever David is with the gang, Adam Sandler will start making comments about me and David's other friends keep it going. One of the gang will often say that I should go along with them because I get in contact with David every time. The moment reach out to David, the gang gets distracted. Adam Sandler, Norm and the rest start teasing David about me. He says his buddies get distracted because they start to fantasize about whether I am really as flexible as David says I am. Some of them started calling me David's wife as a joke, but he doesn't mind one bit.

David has a car that was built the year I became legal. Jay Leno knows about the car. He offered David a lot more than the car was worth.  Jay kept upping the offer and David kept repeating the car was not for sale. Jay gave up and said you must really love her. As far as David is concerned that car will always stay his unless Evonne wants it.

The fact that we live so far apart doesn't mean we don't get a chance to see each other. Sometimes we see each other without leaving our homes. The internet isn't the only way two people can see each other anytime they want to.
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